should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Why did my mother make you get naked?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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