Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
