We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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