Pappa wants mamma naked
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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