just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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