Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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