brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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