I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We don't watch enough power rangers
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm too high and old for this...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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