worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
