Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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