Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The beer is more important than you right now.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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