Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
