well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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