i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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