Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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