I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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