What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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