hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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