This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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