1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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