So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
