But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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