if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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