What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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