is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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