I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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