trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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