Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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