um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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