My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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