Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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