so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
