We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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