My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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