Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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