im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
BRING THE BAGELS
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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