i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Randomize
