DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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