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fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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