last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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