38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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