if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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