She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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