Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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