Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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