I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
This is classic penis vs brain.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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