Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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