We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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