i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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