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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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