what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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