I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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