so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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