Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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