He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
