So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you traded sex for a burrito?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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