dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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