ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You were trust falling into bushes
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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