Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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