Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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