so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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